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Do not tumble dry, do not iron the print.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide (laid flat)\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cdiv style=\"overflow-x:auto;max-width:100%;\"\u003e\u003ctable\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eS\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eM\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003eXL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e2XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth\u003e3XL\u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\u003c\/thead\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eWidth\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e49.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e19.49 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e53.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e21.06 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e56.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e22.24 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e59.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e23.43 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e63.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e25.00 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e67.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e26.57 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eLength\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e69.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e27.17 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e73.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e28.74 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e75.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e29.53 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e77.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e30.31 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e79.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e31.10 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e81.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e31.89 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003eSleeve length\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e22.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e8.86 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e24.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e9.45 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e24.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e9.65 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e25.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e9.84 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e25.5 cm\u003cbr\u003e10.04 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd style=\"white-space:nowrap;\"\u003e26.0 cm\u003cbr\u003e10.24 in\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWORTH A SECOND LOOK.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"POOR FORM","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":60072801206656,"sku":"29278405190364473107","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":60072801239424,"sku":"26823474586741168083","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":60072801272192,"sku":"27562042118156484890","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":60072801304960,"sku":"32709239075926400592","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":60072801337728,"sku":"41773324872791843892","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":60072801370496,"sku":"21427012598460834193","price":39.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1017\/3258\/1760\/files\/6892387205021411846_2048.jpg?v=1791926394"}],"url":"https:\/\/poorform.co.uk\/collections\/t-shirts.oembed","provider":"POOR FORM","version":"1.0","type":"link"}