{"product_id":"unbothered-octopus-tee","title":"UNBOTHERED OCTOPUS Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEight arms. Zero interest.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe UNBOTHERED OCTOPUS tee is a black organic-cotton t-shirt with one character printed twice, small on the left chest and full size on the back: a glossy, marbled octopus in hot pink and orange with heavy, half-closed eyes. On the back, the Octopus stands against a police line-up height chart, tagged POOR FORM · No. 004. A funny graphic tee for anyone who stopped trying to impress people a while ago.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePart of \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/the-unbothered\"\u003eTHE UNBOTHERED\u003c\/a\u003e by POOR FORM, seven glossy characters who could not care less, numbered 001 to 007. Wear the one that feels most like you.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eThe details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFront:\u003c\/strong\u003e Octopus design, left chest, approx. 9cm tall\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBack:\u003c\/strong\u003e full-size Octopus with line-up height chart and POOR FORM · No. 004 tag, printed large across the back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePrint method:\u003c\/strong\u003e direct-to-garment\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eTee:\u003c\/strong\u003e Stanley\/Stella Creator 2.0, 100% organic ring-spun cotton, 180gsm\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFit:\u003c\/strong\u003e unisex medium fit, crew neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eNeck label:\u003c\/strong\u003e POOR FORM logo printed inside the neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order\u003c\/strong\u003e and printed in the UK\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eColour:\u003c\/strong\u003e black, sizes S to 3XL\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eMachine wash cold, inside out. 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