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THE INSTITUTIONS

Six fictional institutions. Collegiate T-shirts and hoodies with Latin mottos, dry academic humour and matching digital certificates. The Latin looks respectable. The translations are less so.

Aldwyn College — Athletic Heather — tee — back
FICTIONAL INSTITUTION

Aldwyn College

SERO SAPIMUS — “We are wise too late.”
School of Retrospective Studies
TEE £39.99 · HOODIE £49.99
GARMENT
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Pellbrook University — Athletic Heather — tee — back
FICTIONAL INSTITUTION

Pellbrook University

CRAS INCIPIEMUS — “We shall begin tomorrow.”
Graduate School of Deferred Studies
TEE £39.99 · HOODIE £49.99
GARMENT
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Calder Institute — Black — tee — back
FICTIONAL INSTITUTION

Calder Institute

PRIMUM AGIMUS, DEINDE COGITAMUS — “First we act, then we think.”
Department of Post-Hoc Engineering
TEE £39.99 · HOODIE £49.99
GARMENT
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Colbourne College — Athletic Heather — tee — back
FICTIONAL INSTITUTION

Colbourne College

FORTUNA STULTOS INTERDUM IUVAT — “Fortune sometimes favours fools.”
Institute for Unearned Outcomes
TEE £39.99 · HOODIE £49.99
GARMENT
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Lyndenhall College — Natural — tee — back
FICTIONAL INSTITUTION

Lyndenhall College

PRIMUM DECLARAMUS, DEINDE SUBSCRIBIMUS — “First we declare, then we sign.”
Declare First — 1776
TEE £39.99 · HOODIE £49.99
GARMENT
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Aurelian Institute — Black — tee — back
FICTIONAL INSTITUTION

Aurelian Institute

SATIS BONUM EST — “It is good enough.”
Centre for Sufficient Standards
TEE £39.99 · HOODIE £49.99
GARMENT
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TEE + HOODIE DIGITAL CERTIFICATE INCLUDED
ENTER INSTITUTION