Calder Institute Tee
PRODUCT DETAILS + SIZE GUIDE
PRIMUM AGIMUS, DEINDE COGITAMUS — “First we act, then we think.” Calder Institute’s Department of Post-Hoc Engineering is built around finding the theory after the result.
A fictional parody university T-shirt from POOR FORM’s THE INSTITUTIONS, with collegiate front-and-back artwork, dry academic humour and a matching digital commemorative certificate after purchase.
Garment details
- Bella+Canvas 3001 unisex jersey tee, retail fit, crew neck
- Black: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton. Dark Grey Heather: 52% cotton, 48% polyester
- 142 gsm lightweight jersey
- Ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, side seams
- DTG printed on the front and back
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Made to order. Items in the same order may arrive in separate packages.
Size guide (cm)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61.0 | 66.0 |
| Length | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 |
| Sleeve length | 22.6 | 23.4 | 24.1 | 24.6 | 25.4 |
| Tolerance | ±3.8 | ±3.8 | ±3.8 | ±3.8 | ±3.8 |
DIGITAL CERTIFICATE INCLUDED
Every purchase includes a downloadable A4 commemorative certificate from Calder Institute, delivered digitally after payment. Print it, frame it, or leave it somewhere unnecessarily official.
Fictional commemorative award only. Not an academic qualification.