Lyndenhall College Hoodie
PRODUCT DETAILS + SIZE GUIDE
PRIMUM DECLARAMUS, DEINDE SUBSCRIBIMUS — “First we declare, then we sign.” Lyndenhall College’s Declare First — 1776 applies its founding philosophy with historic confidence and administrative timing.
A fictional parody university hoodie from POOR FORM’s THE INSTITUTIONS, with collegiate front-and-back artwork, dry academic humour and a matching digital commemorative certificate after purchase.
Garment details
- AWDis JH001 College Hoodie, unisex, loose fit
- 80% cotton, 20% polyester (fibre content may vary by colour)
- 280 gsm fabric
- Kangaroo pocket; side seams
- DTG printed on the front and back
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL
Made to order. Items in the same order may arrive in separate packages.
Size guide (cm)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Width | 51 | 56 | 61 | 65 | 69 |
| Length | 67 | 70 | 73 | 76 | 79 |
| Sleeve length | 59 | 60.5 | 62 | 63.5 | 65 |
DIGITAL CERTIFICATE INCLUDED
Every purchase includes a downloadable A4 commemorative certificate from Lyndenhall College, delivered digitally after payment. Print it, frame it, or leave it somewhere unnecessarily official.
Fictional commemorative award only. Not an academic qualification.