UNBOTHERED OCTOPUS Tee
DELIVERY
UK: free tracked delivery. Production time comes before dispatch; carrier transit is typically 3–5 business days after dispatch.
US: free tracked delivery.
EU: tracked delivery, cost shown at checkout.
Canada: tracked delivery, cost shown at checkout.
Australia: tracked delivery, cost shown at checkout.
Delivery estimates shown at checkout are estimates and don't include unexpected postal, customs or carrier delays. Tracking is provided once your order ships.
RETURNS
Returns accepted within 30 days of receiving your order. Items must be unworn (other than trying on), unwashed and with tags attached.
Contact us before sending a return so we can provide instructions. Unless the item is faulty, damaged or incorrect, return postage is the customer's responsibility.
Because some POOR FORM garments are produced in limited quantities, exchanges can't always be guaranteed — we'll help where we can, or offer a refund if the size/style you need is unavailable.
Eight arms. Zero interest.
The UNBOTHERED OCTOPUS tee is a black organic-cotton t-shirt with one character printed twice, small on the left chest and full size on the back: a glossy, marbled octopus in hot pink and orange with heavy, half-closed eyes. On the back, the Octopus stands against a police line-up height chart, tagged POOR FORM · No. 004. A funny graphic tee for anyone who stopped trying to impress people a while ago.
Part of THE UNBOTHERED by POOR FORM, seven glossy characters who could not care less, numbered 001 to 007. Wear the one that feels most like you.
The details
- Front: Octopus design, left chest, approx. 9cm tall
- Back: full-size Octopus with line-up height chart and POOR FORM · No. 004 tag, printed large across the back
- Print method: direct-to-garment
- Tee: Stanley/Stella Creator 2.0, 100% organic ring-spun cotton, 180gsm
- Fit: unisex medium fit, crew neck
- Neck label: POOR FORM logo printed inside the neck
- Made to order and printed in the UK
- Colour: black, sizes S to 3XL
Care
Machine wash cold, inside out. Do not tumble dry, do not iron the print.
Size guide (laid flat)
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width | 49.5 cm 19.49 in |
53.5 cm 21.06 in |
56.5 cm 22.24 in |
59.5 cm 23.43 in |
63.5 cm 25.00 in |
67.5 cm 26.57 in |
| Length | 69.0 cm 27.17 in |
73.0 cm 28.74 in |
75.0 cm 29.53 in |
77.0 cm 30.31 in |
79.0 cm 31.10 in |
81.0 cm 31.89 in |
| Sleeve length | 22.5 cm 8.86 in |
24.0 cm 9.45 in |
24.5 cm 9.65 in |
25.0 cm 9.84 in |
25.5 cm 10.04 in |
26.0 cm 10.24 in |
WORTH A SECOND LOOK.